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Magic Milk 1
Halfway through my core workout, my smartphone buzzed against the wooden floor.
“Must be Jerry again,” I muttered, pumping my legs in mid-air while holding my head. “Why is he texting me now?”
Deep down inside, though, I was low-key excited. Jerry and I worked for the same fashion chain. More importantly, he was one of the assistant managers in another store, and if we built some kind of connection in the next few days, I might be looking at a transfer and promotion. Plus, he was hawt.
Sighing as I raised myself to a sitting position on my yoga mat, I plucked my phone fro
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Magic Milk 7
The pop sensation was mildly surprising. It was enough to make me raise my eyebrows just a tad as I chewed my last bite of exquisite cheesecake. Did something in my lower stomach really just pop, or did I just imagine it? Was it gas? I didn’t feel gassy. If anything, my lower stomach felt pretty relaxed – even more relaxed than usual.
“Good idea, right?” Jerry asked as he finished his own slice. “Sometimes it’s worth having desserts first.”
“Mm,” I smiled, swallowing the last of the cheesecake. “Yes. I’ll give you that one.”
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Magic Milk 2
About halfway through the second episode, I was lying against Ben’s body, my legs between his as his slow breaths rocked my head and his arms wrapped around me.
“What do you think?” he asked as his thick fingers played with the fabric of my T-shirt.
“It’s kinda dark,” I replied with a slow, comforted sigh.
“That’s what I just thought!” he replied. “This is easily the edgiest Star Trek series – way darker than I thought it would be.”
“You wanna watch Irishman, then?”
He chuckled sof
Vidalia ("Onion") spends her second day at the Redheart estate. There's a lot of subtle hints about a much larger unseen picture to the story. I look forward to revealing more about what is going on in the world that I'm creating in Vidalia's story.
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Why don't they just, y'know, sell the milk?
She produces two buckets worth twice a day. That's at least 10 milk bottles per bucket. And she'd always be milked twice daily, so that's at LEAST 280 bottles of milk/week.
Currently the value of milk is $3.50/bottle of milk. So that's $3.50/bottle, and she's making 20 bottles of milk/milking, and it's twice daily, so that would be
(20*2)*365 = 14 600 bottles of milk/year!
So that's
14 600*$3.50 = $51 100/year!
And presuming that this is in the Medieval times, so adjusting for inflation that would make it at 6854426.25 pence sterling (you don't even wanna know how long that took me to find.... XD) or $107525.19 in today's standard dollar.
(Doing math in the summer! B) #BassAckwardsFTW XD)
And besides, based on en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dairy_fa… , the right to own a dairy cow is worth $28,000 right then and there, and that's not counting the value of the cow!
So why the fuck are they selling their paintings when they could just be making a decent profit off of her milk? XD
She produces two buckets worth twice a day. That's at least 10 milk bottles per bucket. And she'd always be milked twice daily, so that's at LEAST 280 bottles of milk/week.
Currently the value of milk is $3.50/bottle of milk. So that's $3.50/bottle, and she's making 20 bottles of milk/milking, and it's twice daily, so that would be
(20*2)*365 = 14 600 bottles of milk/year!
So that's
14 600*$3.50 = $51 100/year!
And presuming that this is in the Medieval times, so adjusting for inflation that would make it at 6854426.25 pence sterling (you don't even wanna know how long that took me to find.... XD) or $107525.19 in today's standard dollar.
(Doing math in the summer! B) #BassAckwardsFTW XD)
And besides, based on en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dairy_fa… , the right to own a dairy cow is worth $28,000 right then and there, and that's not counting the value of the cow!
So why the fuck are they selling their paintings when they could just be making a decent profit off of her milk? XD